Helter Skelter in a Summer Swelter

1. There are so many similarities between Lily and Marshall on 'How I Met Your Mother' and Evan and myself.  Like, a freakish amount of similarities.  It's kind of scary but pretty awesome.

2. My dad is now using my facebook to message his friends...email still exists.

3. For some reason I just realized that Yellowstone is in Wyoming...why the hell did I think it was in Nevada?

Random Post 3627

OH GOD.  Kill it.  Kill it with fire.
Kill it with a monsoon of bullets.
Kill it with a debilitating stroke.
Kill it with a block of wood protruding with nails.
Kill it with frickin' sharks with frickin' laserbeams attached to their frickin' heads.

For the love of pickled cucumbers, fucking kill it.

Please.

Random Thought Post 3048

People are arguing on Facebook but I cannot understand what is going on because the grammar uNd weRd tiPing is getting in the way.  How do they even understand each other??

Dear Facebook Take 1

Dear Facebook,

Why would you even suggest that person, who I have one mutual friend with, as someone I may know?  Especially when that mutual friend is a whore like Domino's Elyria.  It's like you don't even know me, Facebook.

SNAAAAKE I'm a snaaaaaake

1. When your library systems online database is having senior moments and it ruins your evening because you must put those seasons of 'How I Met Your Mother' on hold RIGHT NOW.  For the love of Jason Segel.

2. LeakyCon 2012 was EPIC!  At first it was a pain in the ass but I always forget that's how cons are in the first day or so.  After that everything went smoothly.  We met some people in the movies and on TV that I don't even know their names besides Evanna because what's celebs do is their business.  AVPSY was ERMERGERD.  Still cannot believe I was there for the filming they are putting on Youtube.  Cannot wait to watch it again.  I'll explain more about Leaky later.  I need to shower and read and hope the DAMN DATABASE WILL LOAD.

3. Chicago is amazing.  I cannot believe how lacking I am of going to huge ass cities.  I love huge ass cities just like I always thought I would.  I also love adorable guys on your train who play along with the little girl in the seat in front of them.

4. Back to class on Monday.  How the hell did this happen so soon?  Before long I'll be running around planning stuff for my hopefully future classroom.  Yikes!

5. Oh!  I'm also 22 now.  With the added year I feel a lot more adult-y.  Except for how I act in public and in private with my friends.  And family.  And stray cats.

6. Fuck the tie.

Non-Floridian Post

Oops.  I really meant to update this at least once more while in Florida country but it just didn't happen.  So here's yet another Ohioan post from yours truely, an Ohioan.

1. Roadtrip was a blast.  It seriously could not have been any better than it was.  I did everything I wanted to do (except for see the ocean, but that will come soon) and then some.  The only bummer was I didn't have cell phone service at Ashy's house.  I also had wished I had taken my laptop but I really didn't need encouragement to stay on the internet.  Instead on off days, I read, which if you know me, you would know that was heaven.

2. I LOVE Universal Islands of Adventure.  Not as much as Disney World, but it was a beautiful contrast.  Of course I can ride a lot more things in Disney World (yay badass Magic Kingdom kiddie rides!) but the atmosphere in Universal is different.  I think it's the lack of children and pissy parents.  Much approved.  Steph and I were chosen to have a wand selected for us in Olivander's.  I did buy the wand that chose me, which looks like a peanut on the handle. XD  I've grown quite accustomed to it.  Butterbeer is amazing.

3. I couldn't handle being in Downtown Disney without Evan.  I really was not expecting that to happen.  Less than 5 minutes of being there I was ready to leave.  I wanted to run as far away as possible without even glancing back in it's direction.  I'm not sure why I couldn't stand it so much, it just didn't feel right.  I couldn't even go in the damn Lego store.  So no more Disney without Evan.  Period.

4. One day was spent shopping in Ocala in which I bought a cheetah print dress.  I'm as far away from an animal print person as you can probably get but I really liked that dress, it was 6 dollars, it's now mine.  I also found the Florida state license plate zipper pull thingies that I collect!  Finally.  Now I need Pennsylvania, Georgia, and Tennessee.

5. I've now swam in the Gulf of Mexico.  We went to Pine Island which apparently is where my grandfather used to live (go gramps!) and I fell in love.  I saw crabs (not the STD), dolphins, had a barnacle in a shell crawl across my hand, dug my toes into white sand, ate a chili cheese onion dog of amazingness, and was surrounded by palm trees.  Life could not get any better.  I must make a return.

6. FINALLY saw an alligator in Florida.  We went to Cooter Park Pond (not vagina related, it's a turtle people I swear) and chatted with a few kids fishing where an alligator was, hence I have now seen a wild alligator in Florida.  He was freakishly cute.

7.  Didn't find a dog in Winn Dixie. :(

8. I'm home for now.  Big city adventures begin on Wednesday, also known as my day of birth.  I will leave the age of 21 and move on to 22.  In preparation I'm organizing/cleaning my room.  22 will have a fresh start.  Bring it on, world.

Floridian Post A

1. Currently updating from Inverness, Florida.  Mostly because it's been storming all day.  Luckily, today is also our planned lazy day so that all worked out.

2. The trip down takes forever but I'm very glad I have now experienced the journey down country.  I have now seen mountains and visited two more states I've never been to.  I'll get to add two more states in just a week and a half!

3. I have now had Georgia peaches in Georgia.

4. I've also now had orange juice and grapefruit juice in Florida because as soon as you cross into the state, they're all "Welcome to Florida!  Have some fucking orange juice!" and I'm like "Fuck yeah!  That was so damn refreshing.  Thank you so much!"

Keep Calm and Procrastinate

1. The "Men's Apparel" section of Pinterest is the best place for suit porn and eyecandy.  It's an addiction.  Most recent eyecandy obsessions: Jason Segel (adorkable, reminds me of Evan in a way), Joseph Gordon-Levitt (NEED to see the new Batman movie to drool over him in a police uniform, adored this man since 3rd Rock from the Sun which I've really been wanting to rewatch for awhile), and Andrew Garfield (I can't help it, if you play Spiderman I'm gonna love you).

2. One more week of class.  I'm gonna make it!  Even though there's still a shitload to do this week.

3. Here's hoping the weather stays a pleasant temperature so I can get my room clean before leaving on Saturday.  Before every trip I say I want to leave with my room clean and it never happens.  Here's hoping it actually happens this time.

4. Yeah, nothin' else to add.  Carry on.

Severed July

1. Dear random people on Yahoo messenger, stop sending me porn.  I can find it on my own.  Thank you.

2. 10 days until 2.5 weeks of crazy epic random adventures.

3. 10 days until the end of this class.  It's a ton of work but I love the kids I'm tutoring.  They're about as crazy as I am.  We mesh well.  One even is obsessed with learning about the Titanic. :O New nine year old best friend!!

4. Life is great, so why must summer end in just a tad over a month?  Must reality come so soon?

5. Let's kick some glass.

What the Fudge Crunchies?

1. Time flies much too fast.  My second summer session of classes start in a week.  That's some depressing shiz right there.

2. It's been an...odd past week.  Evan's best friend popped up for the week which led to a fun time at the zoo and some Mr. Hero's.  A bird shat on Evan's arm...what does he do?  Rubs the shit on my shoulder.  What an ass.  Luckily like a sir he obtained a towel and wiped the shit off my shoulder for me.  Yeesh.

3. This past weekend we went on a family vacation to Hocking Hills which turned into a caveman survival overnight stay.  We had to leave early because a "land hurricane" swept through leaving the entire area without power.  They even ran out of gas at all the gas stations for miles as well as no ice, coffee, or water.  Thankfully back home wasn't effected.  Though I had to live in the same clothing for 30 hours and was covered in layers of sweat, bug spray, and bonfire since I couldn't shower until we got home.  Everyone was miserable but since the storm killed 17 people we felt lucky once we learned how bad it really was.

4. I'm pretty sure if it actually dropped down to like...82 degrees, it would feel like winter.  No temp relief for another week.

5. I have the sudden need to go to Downtown Disney.  I can't explain it.  Why hasn't teleportation been invented yet...seriously people.

6. And why is this blog underlining teleportation like it's spelled incorrectly?  Seriously blog site...

7.  Srsly.

8. I want steak.

9. I want tacos.

10. I want an alcoholic beverage.

11. Srsly.

12. Anywhoo, it is now July.  I will be 22 next month.  I'm starting to feel old.  Not like I'm gonna miss the toilet or lose my dentures to a light breeze old but more...experienced than others around me, I suppose.

13. Hello blog readers if you exist!  I always forget that someone may actually be reading this...are you really that bored?  *gasp*  Are you Evan???  If so I hope another bird poos on you when I'm not around.  I'm giving a flock your coordinates.

14.  I also just realized I've had this blog for a very long time.  I'm also not sure why I use it.  It's just always been there, like my appendix.  I don't question it's existence, it just chills there not causing any problems.  Yet.