Floridian Post A

1. Currently updating from Inverness, Florida.  Mostly because it's been storming all day.  Luckily, today is also our planned lazy day so that all worked out.

2. The trip down takes forever but I'm very glad I have now experienced the journey down country.  I have now seen mountains and visited two more states I've never been to.  I'll get to add two more states in just a week and a half!

3. I have now had Georgia peaches in Georgia.

4. I've also now had orange juice and grapefruit juice in Florida because as soon as you cross into the state, they're all "Welcome to Florida!  Have some fucking orange juice!" and I'm like "Fuck yeah!  That was so damn refreshing.  Thank you so much!"

Keep Calm and Procrastinate

1. The "Men's Apparel" section of Pinterest is the best place for suit porn and eyecandy.  It's an addiction.  Most recent eyecandy obsessions: Jason Segel (adorkable, reminds me of Evan in a way), Joseph Gordon-Levitt (NEED to see the new Batman movie to drool over him in a police uniform, adored this man since 3rd Rock from the Sun which I've really been wanting to rewatch for awhile), and Andrew Garfield (I can't help it, if you play Spiderman I'm gonna love you).

2. One more week of class.  I'm gonna make it!  Even though there's still a shitload to do this week.

3. Here's hoping the weather stays a pleasant temperature so I can get my room clean before leaving on Saturday.  Before every trip I say I want to leave with my room clean and it never happens.  Here's hoping it actually happens this time.

4. Yeah, nothin' else to add.  Carry on.

Severed July

1. Dear random people on Yahoo messenger, stop sending me porn.  I can find it on my own.  Thank you.

2. 10 days until 2.5 weeks of crazy epic random adventures.

3. 10 days until the end of this class.  It's a ton of work but I love the kids I'm tutoring.  They're about as crazy as I am.  We mesh well.  One even is obsessed with learning about the Titanic. :O New nine year old best friend!!

4. Life is great, so why must summer end in just a tad over a month?  Must reality come so soon?

5. Let's kick some glass.

What the Fudge Crunchies?

1. Time flies much too fast.  My second summer session of classes start in a week.  That's some depressing shiz right there.

2. It's been an...odd past week.  Evan's best friend popped up for the week which led to a fun time at the zoo and some Mr. Hero's.  A bird shat on Evan's arm...what does he do?  Rubs the shit on my shoulder.  What an ass.  Luckily like a sir he obtained a towel and wiped the shit off my shoulder for me.  Yeesh.

3. This past weekend we went on a family vacation to Hocking Hills which turned into a caveman survival overnight stay.  We had to leave early because a "land hurricane" swept through leaving the entire area without power.  They even ran out of gas at all the gas stations for miles as well as no ice, coffee, or water.  Thankfully back home wasn't effected.  Though I had to live in the same clothing for 30 hours and was covered in layers of sweat, bug spray, and bonfire since I couldn't shower until we got home.  Everyone was miserable but since the storm killed 17 people we felt lucky once we learned how bad it really was.

4. I'm pretty sure if it actually dropped down to like...82 degrees, it would feel like winter.  No temp relief for another week.

5. I have the sudden need to go to Downtown Disney.  I can't explain it.  Why hasn't teleportation been invented yet...seriously people.

6. And why is this blog underlining teleportation like it's spelled incorrectly?  Seriously blog site...

7.  Srsly.

8. I want steak.

9. I want tacos.

10. I want an alcoholic beverage.

11. Srsly.

12. Anywhoo, it is now July.  I will be 22 next month.  I'm starting to feel old.  Not like I'm gonna miss the toilet or lose my dentures to a light breeze old but more...experienced than others around me, I suppose.

13. Hello blog readers if you exist!  I always forget that someone may actually be reading this...are you really that bored?  *gasp*  Are you Evan???  If so I hope another bird poos on you when I'm not around.  I'm giving a flock your coordinates.

14.  I also just realized I've had this blog for a very long time.  I'm also not sure why I use it.  It's just always been there, like my appendix.  I don't question it's existence, it just chills there not causing any problems.  Yet.