Woes of 2014 aka I knew this year would blow

My apologies for neglecting this blog this year, but as we are now halfway through 2014, my life is pretty much the same as it was before.
I'm still stuck in my hometown.
I still have the same job I had before.
Things aren't as exciting as they used to be.
I gained 15 pounds.
My room is still a mess.
I feel like nothing looks right on me anymore.
The feeling of nostalgia is a blessing and a curse.
My hair is too long.
I get out of breath too fast.
I'm still getting acne (seriously, this shit needs to end).
One boob is bigger than the other.
One ass cheek is bigger than the other.

Trying to find happiness is getting harder and harder.
I need to make a change.