What the Fudge Crunchies?

1. Time flies much too fast.  My second summer session of classes start in a week.  That's some depressing shiz right there.

2. It's been an...odd past week.  Evan's best friend popped up for the week which led to a fun time at the zoo and some Mr. Hero's.  A bird shat on Evan's arm...what does he do?  Rubs the shit on my shoulder.  What an ass.  Luckily like a sir he obtained a towel and wiped the shit off my shoulder for me.  Yeesh.

3. This past weekend we went on a family vacation to Hocking Hills which turned into a caveman survival overnight stay.  We had to leave early because a "land hurricane" swept through leaving the entire area without power.  They even ran out of gas at all the gas stations for miles as well as no ice, coffee, or water.  Thankfully back home wasn't effected.  Though I had to live in the same clothing for 30 hours and was covered in layers of sweat, bug spray, and bonfire since I couldn't shower until we got home.  Everyone was miserable but since the storm killed 17 people we felt lucky once we learned how bad it really was.

4. I'm pretty sure if it actually dropped down to like...82 degrees, it would feel like winter.  No temp relief for another week.

5. I have the sudden need to go to Downtown Disney.  I can't explain it.  Why hasn't teleportation been invented yet...seriously people.

6. And why is this blog underlining teleportation like it's spelled incorrectly?  Seriously blog site...

7.  Srsly.

8. I want steak.

9. I want tacos.

10. I want an alcoholic beverage.

11. Srsly.

12. Anywhoo, it is now July.  I will be 22 next month.  I'm starting to feel old.  Not like I'm gonna miss the toilet or lose my dentures to a light breeze old but more...experienced than others around me, I suppose.

13. Hello blog readers if you exist!  I always forget that someone may actually be reading this...are you really that bored?  *gasp*  Are you Evan???  If so I hope another bird poos on you when I'm not around.  I'm giving a flock your coordinates.

14.  I also just realized I've had this blog for a very long time.  I'm also not sure why I use it.  It's just always been there, like my appendix.  I don't question it's existence, it just chills there not causing any problems.  Yet.