Sausagefest 2011

Laurie: "Everytime you talk to her she talks about how she broke an oak table having sex."
Me: "A table doesn't sound like a comfortable place to have sex."
Penny and Laurie: "It isn't."
Penny: "Neither is outside."
Laurie: "Yeah, too many bugs. Or on the beach, unless you're into salt in your crack."
Michelle: "Uh..sand?"
Laurie: "Yeah! That shit."
Penny: "Neither is the floor."
Laurie: "Oh hell no, never the floor, cramp central."
Michelle: "I feel like we should be writing this down..."

While playing cards last night with Evan's female relatives. A bunch of random conversation.

Yesterday was very interesting. It was just us girls who went to the zoo which led to noticing how well endowed the kangaroos are (daaaaamn look at 'dem big balls. he has his hubba going on), talking to a bird, breaking into Billy's house, getting scared shitless by a talking kookaburra and a koala named Bigsby, get eaten by a snake, "Mr. Pricklypants", releasing thousands of ladybugs and wayyyy more.

Epic day of epic.