Weiner.

Dear people next door,
It is not necessary to set off firecrackers in the road at 12:30 am. If you are trashed, which I think you are because I heard you singing "Uptown Girl" with slurs, take your party elsewhere. I like to have a good time as much as the next person but I don't want to listen to reject tryouts for American Idol or have light come in through my window followed by a bang which made my life flash before me because I thought someone had a gun outside. Great job, you probably gave all the old ladies have a heart attack. Screw you.

thnxbai